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A Fashion Tale
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One
morning at
you
see the most
outfit
you have ever seen. The label says
,
and every other dress
makes
just makes you sick but you want to buy it anyway. You nudge
, who's only with you because she had more room on her Visa and
say, "Wow, that has to be the most
piece of clothing
I have ever seen." Suddenly, from out of nowhere
comes out of the dressing room and starts walking right towards you!!!
says,
"I noticed you staring at my outfit. I just had to tell you, that
I think you are so
,
and was wondering if you'd like to model in my next fashion show at
in one of my vintage sweatshirts. Maybe we can also shoot a commercial spot and you could even
naked on the catwalk!"
With a stupid smile on your face, you say, "
"
and go with them. When you finally get to
,
dresses you in the most expensive
ever with nude pantyhose and white high heels.
The next morning, you wake up naked with a terrible headache and find a note written on your belly in lipstick.
It reads: "
has billed you for the evening.
requests that you please send
gazillion dollars to the accountant's office to help pay for the
Mercedes convertibles that their gay lover just bought."
Moral of the story? No matter how bored, do not stop to even LOOK at clothes.
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