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You know how they always talk about the end of the world and question who is going to be the remaining band of people? Charles Manson thought it was going to be his group of wayward girls with guns. David Kouresh had his bets placed on the folks in Waco, including himself, but if we were to predict who survives the apocalypse, it's going to be every woman who waits tables at Hooters. That's right, righteous or not. Worthy or not, when mankind faces its final judgment and loses, the earth will be populated by a posse of peroxide-blondes with cheap boob jobs and orange shorts worn over nude pantyhose. And evolution will eventually breed a renegade from this band of Howard Stern bimbos and she will be the Barbarella of the future. Shedding her skin of cropped tee and Jessica Simpson "Kissable Body Shimmer", the übermodern woman will have a faux snow leopard coat and insanely high stilettos that are really just pointe shoes with a heel (because she is a mutant of a Hooters girl after all and no such creature would emerge in Hermes). It takes that certain kind of woman to wear a coat like this - yay! Not cheap looking, this is a faux fur that is meant for an adult woman who has a killer salary and mean sense of self. Tissavel faux fur with taupe pleather trim and belt. Wear this over sickly expensive clothes and carry the biggest, baddest Gucci satchel a la Paris Hilton. Lined in copper satin, there are inseam pockets at both hips and a collar that will stand at the nape. Bust up to 42", shoulder to shoulder 18", outer sleeve 22" and length 48.5". Excellent condition. sold |
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